The Incorporated States of Absolute Communism530 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.985 billion Absolute Communism530ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute Communism530ian economy, worth 421 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,159 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Childish pranks are no laughing matter, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Communism530's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute Communism530 is ranked 13,579th in the world and 440th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 56.5 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute Communism530 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive, Highest Food Quality, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Absolute Communism530 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism530, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism530, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism530, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism530, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism530, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
- : Absolute Communism530 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism530, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Absolute Communism530 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
